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Flat Ass

$2.50

"If I lay on my stomach 8 hours a day will I develop a flat stomach?" - Anonymous

Front: Sitting 8 hours a day helps me develop my flat ass.

Inside Left: Like an ol' white dude

Inside Right: Happy Birthday

5” x 7” folded full-color greeting card on premium paper with
envelope (Envelopes are Rainforest Alliance Certified and made
out of 10% recycled paper) in a protective clear bag w/flap seal.

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"If I lay on my stomach 8 hours a day will I develop a flat stomach?" - Anonymous

Front: Sitting 8 hours a day helps me develop my flat ass.

Inside Left: Like an ol' white dude

Inside Right: Happy Birthday

5” x 7” folded full-color greeting card on premium paper with
envelope (Envelopes are Rainforest Alliance Certified and made
out of 10% recycled paper) in a protective clear bag w/flap seal.

"If I lay on my stomach 8 hours a day will I develop a flat stomach?" - Anonymous

Front: Sitting 8 hours a day helps me develop my flat ass.

Inside Left: Like an ol' white dude

Inside Right: Happy Birthday

5” x 7” folded full-color greeting card on premium paper with
envelope (Envelopes are Rainforest Alliance Certified and made
out of 10% recycled paper) in a protective clear bag w/flap seal.